He’s much more; that’s why we’re devoted.
Now I hear that he’s been promoted.
to view him on a thirty foot screen –
from his brows to his toes and where the vein goes –
A Hand Towel we’ve dreamed of not seen.
Let’s cheer on our Man and wish the film well
(Though I doubt he’ll end up with the girl.)
No matter what happens Colonel Hand Towel,
Song Seung Heon is our own pretty pearl.